Sound good to me. Subscribed months ago so does that give me a better chance of winning admin?

Ok I’ve subscribed, didnt realise this was the deal.

Can we pick the flowers if we win?

Sarah,
Surely if you pick the flowers you’ll be putting someone employed by Interflora out of a job. Also the flower picking by yourself can only be done where you are, surely better to pick the flowers near where they are to be delivered.

Admin,
Please make doubly sure Angry Ellesmere Port doesn’t win. I want some quality ranting on the site.

Pick the flowers as in choose not literally pick GIC.

Flowers for every occassion, you see.

Or is this sarcasm again?

Flowers for every occasion.

In that case if I win I want flowers to be sent ot a hay fever sufferers convention.

Done! Subscribed and best win or I’ll buy my flowers elsewhere flowers…

I’ve subscribed too

I am really looking forward to sending Pamela Anderson flowers each week

Gary, why Pammy?

because she nags me on the phone if I don’t send her flowers.

plus she has that natural look and intellect that I go for

GIC
I consider myself a winner - normally the winner of a competition is ‘exclusive, singular, one off’ but GSTF seem to distribute more prize flowers than Bulgarian nurses spread Aids. It looks like i’m the only one left who has not be AWARDED flowers. Therefore by default i’m a winner.
Anyway check the flowers out, contrary to much publicity they’re tat

And another thing………..
I subscribed to this ‘win a years free flowers’ in the vain hope that it will
1. help me get into my other half’s underwear more often,
and
2. with the promise of free tip’s and advice to make more money/have a better life etc etc.
What did i get FA! Apart from regular spam from Rachel Long. It’s strange that she seems to have no problems in sending me emails at will, but her server is always down when i want to un-subscribe. Am i missing something?

Admin a Top Tip

Why not just narrow down the recipients of flowers using the following criteria

1 No septics
2 No life coaches
3 No new age alternative health practitioners/believers (except for aromatherapthy - a combination of beautiful women, oils and massage are acceptable)
4 No one who has ever been through family berevement/detox/life coaching/tubes up arse
5 No blog hosts
6 No raving loonies (eg Albarn)
7 No god botherer’s (eg Albarn)
8 No foreigners (ie only English qualify)
9 No lard arses (who think they’re beautiful people)
10 No ugly people

In fact only give flowers to the following deserving people

GIC
Gary
Lemmy
DDave
Sarah, Libby and Fab (photo’s first please for final review)
Golf Girl (Hot and I’d like to play a round with her fnaaar fnaaar!)

And finally ME!

AEP, I’ve already had flowers. Don’t need any more. They were nice and lasted a week. Delivered by a big bellied Chinaman in a sooty van.

Seems you’re the only one who hasn’t had any. Don’t get a complex about it now, stay calm.

One thing, if I had to buy flowers or whatever to get in my lasses pants there would be wholsale redundancies being made followed by some new hiring. However this is not so easy for you as we only send ugly Chinese lasses to Dubai, the good ones are all here waiting outside my house for a vacancy.
One other thing, an absence of a prize definitely means you are not a winner. Winners get prizes, I think some of this hippy Reiki kak is rubbing off on you and you’re starting to buy in to this ‘we are all winners’ rubbish.

Angry that is your angriest rant yet.

Maybe you do deserve to win after all?

What is this - Rants R Us - delivery service.
Still waiting phots’s from the lasses to assess their suitability…… for flowers of course

AEP, you show me yours and I’ll show you mine.