Worm Charming
June 7th, 2007 by JimThe Fact Box says, there’s a pseudo-phylum called ‘Problematica’? Its used for animals and plants whose classifications haven’t been decided yet, due to their strangeness and tendency to have characteristics from several phylums.
We figure the people who take part in this Worm Charming Competition must belong to the Phylum Problematica. Are they human? Part Worm? Part Pied-Piper?
So what do you suppose is the best kind of music to get these critters out of the ground??? A bit of Earth,worm and fire….
That is shocking Bo.
nothing wrong with a bit of worm charming from time to time.
my uncle cyril introduced me to ‘worm charming’
he used to keep one in his trouser pocket.
I think I killed it when stroking it though as it went rock hard then starting ozzing a strange substance.
I think my uncle was stressed by it as once it died he was sweating and very red face- he then had a cigarette and told me not to tell my parents or they would die.
Gary, did it spit at you?
Gary,it must be an uncle thing,my uncle Len used to keep one in his swimming trunks and said it could breathe under water.
it didn’t spit at me
it gave me a bit of what cyril used to call ‘baby milk’.
tasted weird being honest with you
but not as weird as when he made me milk his cocker spaniel.
ok this is getting beyond me. Beagles ok but cockers, now come on.
shocking stuff.
hope to see you all up in Willaston, Cheshire, in just over 21 days for a fab days worm charming. Practised twice today already, both times producing a result.
Luckily my uncle’s was already dead, war injury or something like that.
All this worm charming is getting out of hand : ) Let’s not have to place these comments in the phylum problematica…
out of hand or in the hand. Plain n simply off the wrist.
Come on admin, it is meant in a tongue / snake in cheek way.
‘tongue in cheek’
thats analingus isn’t it?
Gary you really are x rated honey.
Analingus is a big word, Fellatio is a bit of a mouthful as well
Playing the brown trombone eh?
I much prefer the pink oboe, a truly delightful tool when one masters it.
I thought you were more into the blue veined clarinet or a bit of ‘bag-piping’?
tea bagging perhaps as in sex in the city?
or even try a bit of ‘dry docking’?
DRY DOCKING? Eh? I thought I was well versed!
Sarah, you don’t want to know.
Bo - That earth, worm and fire joke is your best yet.
Lemmy,there’s plenty more where that gem came from!!
So what was Elvis inferring when he sang about rubber necking?
gic you’ve lost me again.
Ans what of the parctice called a’hot Karl’
EUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHH