Go! Be A Human!
June 5th, 2008 by taylorblue
Do you even know what we go through in our lifetimes? Here’s just a sample…
In our lifetime we will:
eat 10 354 bars of chocolate
take 7 163 baths
have 104 390 dreams
speak 123 205 750 words
walk 15 464 miles
cry 121 pints of tears
make 1 700 friends
take 59 trips abroad
read 533 books
get 628 Christmas presents
I can’t believe I’ll get only 628 Christmas presents in my whole life? OMG!
Are you surprised???
I think I eat more chocolate and speak more. I think I take less baths (prefer showers), take less trips abroad, read more books. These are really interesting statistics. I wonder how many Christmas gifts we give?
I think I will speak way more words and I have read more than that in books already…
I would eat more chocolate than speaking, I prefer long showers, reading more books and magazines, writing about everything, travelling to everywhere and I sure want to get more presents in my life and give as many presents as possible to the deserving people in my life..
How many Christmas presents do Muslims get in their life?
I think if the average is over 628, it shouldn’t be allowed. Well after all they don’t even believe in god.
I am surprised, because the tears in this womans life are more like 121 gallons, not pints.
As for the chocolate, baths and dreams — I’ve got that one far surpassed too … I’m sure of it!
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This WAS very surprising AND interesting!
I don’t eat that much chocolate at ALL!!
Traitor
I love chocolate.. clueless….
and if given the chance I would eat a whole block on my own…. so I must only buy the small peices not the big blocks which I love… sob
We’ll go out for chocolate and leave Taylor Blue behind. Unless, she likes coffee. Then, she can join us.
Sorry, I don’t drink coffee either…BUT, I do love HOT CHOCOLATE!!!
Okay, your in!!!! Really didn’t want to leave you out.
If you really wanna buy me a chocolate bar i’ll eat that too…
I just said i don’t eat much of it… 
That is fascinating Blue Collar Doo Dah, how many years does it take to cry 121 gallons? And are we supposed to feel sympathy, empathy, disgust, respect or what?
What do you do with the rest of your life?
The volume of tears one cries probably depends on the intensity of their feelings, so it doesn’t necessarily require more time to cry more tears. Sometimes you just feel so sad or desperate that the tears seem to come in gallons. Other times its more like a trickle.
One can be brought to tears by anyone of those emotions!
well all I know is better get a passport… and start travelling… hehehehe
Yes, but this sounds more like a dream for me anyway..Can’t really afford to travel anywhere..
Im lucky to put enough petrol in my car to get the main shopping centre let alone to the aeroport…
I am lucky enough to walk to the mall and do the grocery shopping then even luckier to get a cab to go home..
Yeah, tell me about it! The airlines are all offering great prices on their seats, but I think it costs more just to drive to the airport!
I have a 257km drive to the main shopping areaor the lesser one is 156km, 349km to the aeroport …. there is a supermarket here but they are so expensive it almost makes the petrol costs worth it… driving up in a few weeks yippeeeee. civilisation..
I’m surprised that I walk that much.
I don’t even like walking to my car to go get the mail from across the street.
how times change - perhaps a better fact would be “how much the average driver will spend on fuel in a lifetime?”
I bet the answer is scary enough to make you reconsider taking a driving test.
Chocolate, beer and kebabs/ curries - those stats are way off! (a bit like the chicken) lol
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mmmmmm is there a way to switch the number of chocolate bars with the number of presents I will get for Christmas????????????
I’ll trade my chocolate bars for presents…count me in!
Oh, I like this swap and trade stuff, but I wouldn’t be willing to reduce chocolate or words.
“speak 123 205 750 words” I know some people who talk so much they probably met that number by the time they were 30. LOL!
Interesting facts but we’d question the amount of chocolates…
It should be double
Yes!!!! I eat a small piece of dark chocolate everyday even if I’m on a diet…I think it helps the mood swings. Don’t even try to imagine me without chocolate…it makes PMS and menopause pale. The first time I ran out of chocolate with I was PMSing after I got married was the last time that this house was ever out of chocolate again. My husband keeps me well supplied. It was so bad that I was considering taking the cake mix with chocolate chips and picking them out of the mix and my sweet husband offered to go get me chocolate at 11:30 pm. I declined because I did not want to bother him. He now says it was amusing. I do find the humor, but I need that chocolate…okay, I admit it… My name is Clueless and I am a chocoholic. It has cause pain and disrutption…
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We’ve just met some wonderful people here in Canada who are launching a diabetic / sugar free chocolate - we’re off to try sample later - seriously - it could be the way to GO!
Any takers?
Not as long as I don’t have to watch my sugar!!! Now, I really want some chocolate…this is ridiculous…need chocolate now!!!!
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